three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
#theon greyjoy on his first day at work at starbucks #after being chastised for taking twenty minutes to make a drink which was cold by the time it reached his customer #he decided not to come back for a second day
#can the customer be robb #robb who’s completely charmed by the little octopus on his drink #he comes back the second day to try to flirt some with theon but then theon never comes and robb leaves all sadpanda #then he finds theon again at the starbucks one week later - but this time they’re both customers #please let it be something cliché like their drinks getting mixed up and robb’s like oh wait it’s you #and they end up sitting together and talking about coffee and university #by the time robb leaves he has a phone number in his pocket #(and a new little octopus next to it) #and then they dated and there was lots of buttsex